Terrible Thing of the Week Category

Terrible Thing of the Week: All My Babies’ Mamas

This week, I was going to write about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s fetus, Beelzebub, but that’s tired. We all know it’s a bad idea for those narcissists to have children, no less with each other. End of story. Instead, I want to talk about something I stumbled upon while laying in a hungover heap […]

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Terrible Thing of the Week: Mitt Romney’s Big Fucking Mouth

Let me begin by saying: this is the first and last time I will touch anything to do with politics on this website. Why? Because politics is a clusterfuck of lies and deliberate ignorance. As far as you’re concerned, I am apolitical. This, however, is just too ridiculous to ignore. Listen, I understand that Mitt […]

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Terrible Thing of the Week: Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger

Bad news, guys. As if increased cannibalism and Snooki’s pregnancy weren’t enough, 2012 is shaping up to, indeed, be the end of humanity. Why? Oh, nothing really, just the creation of a black hole right in the center of Canada. To what am I referring? The seventh seal of the Apocalypse: Avril Lavigne, of “Complicated” […]

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