Hollywood Category

She’s Just Being Miley

I’m not going to lie: ever since the cruel, faceless overlords took SpongeBob SquarePants off of Netflix Instant, I’ve been struggling to find reasons to get out of bed in the morning. What’s the point? I can’t cook dinner while listening to SpongeBob ask, “Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?” I can’t skip class […]

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The Suspension of Disbelief (I Can’t)

Last weekend, while most of you were busy getting drunk in the name of Catholicism and nursing your subsequent hangovers, I was busy taking care of my dog, who apparently thinks it’s a good idea to chew on door frames while I’m gone. Giving up my social life for this basket case means that I […]

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