Growing Up Is Hard to Do Category

Case of the Mondays

Today is the first day I woke up before 10 AM in about six months. As someone who is about to turn 24, I am fully aware of how sad this is. But, you know, hashtag YOLO and stuff.  I had to do some work for school, and I couldn’t bring myself to do it […]

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You’re Going to Die Alone! Part Two

Happy Vawentine’s Day, fwends. I hope you’ve all got plans to go eat an overpriced dinner at an overhyped restaurant and then have disappointing sex with someone you plan on breaking up with soon anyways. As for me, this has been a period of reflection (and chocolate), and it has made me think of one […]

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You’re Going to Die Alone! Part One

Confession: I went to the grocery store yesterday for the first time in a month. A whole month of eating frozen burritos and ramen, of seeing if I could steal food from my coworkers without them noticing, of going out to eat and splurging on a $10 meal only if I could make it last […]

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Being Busy With Things and Stuff

Man, life flies by when you’re busy scooping poop for 40+ hours a week. That is my way of apologizing for falling off of the face of the earth. Sometimes being an adult sucks, because you can’t just sit in front of the television and watch Doug, open-mouthed, while eating Dunkaroos. To top it off, […]

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Facebook and the Distortion of Reality

Facebook. It’s an amazing tool: one that allows you to track your social life in real time, to forever capture the amber days of your youth. Pictures of that awesome barbecue? Check. Status update bragging about that celebrity you just met? Check. Oh wait, Becky had people over and forgot to invite you? Check. There […]

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Kids These Days

For about a year, I worked at a pizza place while I was trying to do what twenty-somethings do best and find myself. (As it so happens, I had been passed out in my own sick behind a bagel shop, but whatever. Journey of self-discovery and blah.) The restaurant was largely geared towards kids, what […]

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