Because I Said So Category

Case of the Mondays

Today is the first day I woke up before 10 AM in about six months. As someone who is about to turn 24, I am fully aware of how sad this is. But, you know, hashtag YOLO and stuff.  I had to do some work for school, and I couldn’t bring myself to do it […]

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Haikus for Stand-Up Comedians

I’ve been in a funk lately. It’s nothing serious. I still shower and see the light of day. But instead of writing, I’ve been doodling idly in my notebook, making up fast food puns, and writing haikus. The 5-7-5 structure of the haiku is, apparently, the only thing my brain can handle right now, outside […]

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Today’s Weather

  I don’t have much else to say, because I’m starting to melt into a puddle.

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My Daily Thoughts: A Breakdown

Lisa is feeling lazy, kids, hence the pie chart. Also, food. Note that the chart is broken down by food-based colors: licorice, strawberry, cherry, and, uhhh, sky blue. Mmmm, sky. The pie, by the way, was marionberry. And it was delicious.

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