Monthly Archives: January 2013

The Shit vs. The Tits

Some things are easier said than done. Making soufflés, for one. Training for a half marathon. Or even, I don’t know, thinking before you speak. No one does it. We just kind of vomit out whatever half-formed thoughts are floating around in our heads. Or maybe that’s just me. But anyways, it leads to things […]

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Terrible Thing of the Week: All My Babies’ Mamas

This week, I was going to write about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s fetus, Beelzebub, but that’s tired. We all know it’s a bad idea for those narcissists to have children, no less with each other. End of story. Instead, I want to talk about something I stumbled upon while laying in a hungover heap […]

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